Monday, December 15, 2014

Smarter Than Google

I am smarter than Google. Because I use Google, I'm at least as smart as it. Because I know at least one more thing than Google, I am thus smarter. =/

Monday, December 1, 2014

I Know Nothing

I know nothing.

Here's how I arrived at that conclusion.

Consider what matter is made up of. Whenever you look closer at it, it is made up of more nothingness.

And, when you try to look closer at the knowledge you know to figure out what your knowledge consist of, you'll see things you don't know everywhere.

If that's not enough for you, let's consider a math side to this. Let X be the amount of information you know, which is a finite amount. The amount of total information in the universe approaches infinity. So, the amount you know is X / ∞ = 0 = nothing.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Smart

I'm not smart. I just capitalize the first letter of every sentence so that it seems that way. ;)

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Live Long

In order to ensure my health, I have a mid-life crisis twice a year.

Friday, November 21, 2014

Be Yourself

You can't be yourself being someone else.

ps - I hope nobody finds this to be an insight. This is a half-parody, half-common-sense-insights, half-ironic, half-random, half-a-fifth blog. But, one common theme is that I hope nobody has said the things I write (whether they be good or blatantly bad).

Friday, November 14, 2014

Quoting

I don't like randomly quoting, but I will if it's good.

"I don't like randomly quoting, but I will if it's good."

Friday, November 7, 2014

Error Descriptions

One possible reason that error descriptions may not be that useful is because if the developer knew the issue, then it would more likely be fixed rather than writing an error description from it.

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Thursday

I'd like to nominate today, Thursday, to be recognized as "Celebrate Today Because Tomorrow is Friday Day".

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Motivation

I'll find motivation regardless of winning or losing, or just playing the game.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Easy

When I make something seem easy, it's only because I have worked hard at it.

Monday, September 15, 2014

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Potential

You should never be at your full potential. But, you should always be striving to reach it, as it grows more everyday.

If you feel like you have reached your potential, then you aren't growing anymore..


- A positive look at the traditionally negative "not reaching your potential".

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Right Wrong

I'm always trying to prove myself wrong. That's the only way to know that I'm right.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Conscious speaking

You are speaking to my conscious. If you ask a tough question, then I will do my best to forward the request to my sub-conscious and get back to you later.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Wrong Happy

I am happy when I'm wrong. When I figure out that I was wrong, then I've learned something. :)

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

High Seas

What's so special about the "high seas"? Most seas aren't even higher than land! And, "sea-level" is pretty low...

Monday, September 1, 2014

The Best

How did I get to be among the best? Because I learned from an early age to always strive for more and to get as much advice from more experienced people as possible. ..a trend that still continues.