Memory

I have a great memory, it's just that sometimes I don't use it.

Answers

Asking for an answer isn't always asking for an answer.

Shift

Shift:
1. Move
2. Reverse
3. Upper / change
4. Highlight
5. Do nothing

Triple-u

WU

Biz: "Corner Cutters"

Idea: Business called "Corner Cutters" (or cutting corners, or cut corners)

Introvert with Extrovert Tendencies

I'm letting the world know that I'm an introvert.

Single Perspective

If I thought from only a single perspective, then the world would be easy.

(Hmmm, sidenote, that might be a single-perspective-person's point of view. Perhaps, multiple perspectives makes learning easier? Single-perspective makes understanding easier (right or wrong) because there is less to think about)

Interesting Tangents

If I did everything I found interesting at the moment I found them, then I would not be able to complete anything I set out to do.

Cupcakes

Cupcakes are just an excuse to eat frosting.

Smarter Than Google

I am smarter than Google. Because I use Google, I'm at least as smart as it. Because I know at least one more thing than Google, I am thus smarter. =/

What If The Opposite

What if the opposite?

I Know Nothing

I know nothing.

Here's how I arrived at that conclusion.

Consider what matter is made up of. Whenever you look closer at it, it is made up of more nothingness.

And, when you try to look closer at the knowledge you know to figure out what your knowledge consist of, you'll see things you don't know everywhere.

If that's not enough for you, let's consider a math side to this. Let X be the amount of information you know, which is a finite amount. The amount of total information in the universe approaches infinity. So, the amount you know is X / ∞ = 0 = nothing.

Gamer

I am a gamer. Life is my game.

Smart

I'm not smart. I just capitalize the first letter of every sentence so that it seems that way. ;)

Live Long

In order to ensure my health, I have a mid-life crisis twice a year.

Be Yourself

You can't be yourself being someone else.

ps - I hope nobody finds this to be an insight. This is a half-parody, half-common-sense-insights, half-ironic, half-random, half-a-fifth blog. But, one common theme is that I hope nobody has said the things I write (whether they be good or blatantly bad).

Quoting

I don't like randomly quoting, but I will if it's good.

"I don't like randomly quoting, but I will if it's good."

Error Descriptions

One possible reason that error descriptions may not be that useful is because if the developer knew the issue, then it would more likely be fixed rather than writing an error description from it.

Odd Days

There are more odd days than even days.

Thursday

I'd like to nominate today, Thursday, to be recognized as "Celebrate Today Because Tomorrow is Friday Day".